Erotic CL Gone Wrong!!!

Econo lodge

2009-04-23T11:46:00.002-04:00

Are you outside your room trying to get costomers hmmmm very discrete boo

Bobsey Twins

2009-04-23T10:59:00.003-04:00

Ok this shit stopped being cutie in middle school.

Fightin or Fuckin?

2009-04-23T10:55:00.002-04:00

Who you fuckin? Bruce Leroy!

Sho nuf!

Yeah......OK!

2009-04-23T10:44:00.005-04:00

After sending this to a friend (you know who you are) She said "I say shes diabetic and her medicne is in there." (refering to the fridge) I say shes a big girl and there are twinkies in there!

The Club Picture.

2009-04-21T17:01:00.001-04:00

oooooo If I were one of your friends and found where you posted this I would kick your ass!
Now that said which one of you is posting?

Wow I Think She Watched To Many Cartoons

2009-04-21T16:44:00.002-04:00

I present to you Ladies and Gents the "Sailor Moon" of the CL community.

Your So Special!

2009-04-21T16:38:00.002-04:00

Seriously?

Location Location Location

2009-04-21T16:17:00.002-04:00

Don't they ever look behind them before they take a picture?
Or maybe she is offering to make you a sandwich after....hmmmm .

Let's Take It Back For A Moment.

2009-04-20T09:06:00.000-04:00

"Where's The Beef"
If she's not careful shes going to slip and fall through her own asshole!

Keep Hope Alive!

2009-04-17T15:30:00.000-04:00

*in his mind* " Please #1! Please #1! Please #1!
Ha See if your laughing your going to hell to.

Keep It Pimpin!

2009-04-17T14:19:00.000-04:00

Oh my God, not the pimp cup!

Outback Jane!

2009-04-17T13:31:00.000-04:00

Where the Fuck are you? A Creek in Borneo?
I hope all your clients are outcall and have been treated for malaria.

Thanks Easter Bunny.

2009-04-17T12:26:00.000-04:00

What in the Hell?
*SMDH*

In The News Today.

2009-04-17T11:03:00.002-04:00

*in my best news anchor voice*
Also in the news Golden Acres was Hosting there annual over 60 strip show today when a earthquake shook the entire building No one was killed but several nipples were stepped on!

Here Slutty, Slutty, Slut

2009-04-16T14:00:00.001-04:00

Really???
Tell me this ISN'T your coy look:-|
Fail

So Much To Say......

2009-04-16T12:43:00.001-04:00

There is SOOOOOMuch wrong here. I mean the green panties? The bitch looks like a damn sumo wrestler and I am going to need the bitch to climb the fuck off the furniture.
The very fact that someone took these picks of her says a lot to me. It basically says some one has a sick ass sense of humor. I bet her girlfriend was like "Nah Gurl dem gold tights is the bidniss, mad tricks gon like dem dere"
WTF??

At this point iam simply letting Jesus Take The Wheel.

Where Is My....

2009-04-16T11:53:00.002-04:00

Obviously its in the big clutterfuck of shit you have all around you!!
Why the fuck did you think it was sexy to post this pic. Bitch I dont want to see your dirty clothes to get me up. And I personally dont care if you drink Arizona Ginseng Tea. Do you drink babies??
Thanks Craigslist Erotic Services.

Nature Boy

2009-04-16T07:44:00.003-04:00

Ohh Look its Rudyard Kipling's Reenactment of The Jungle Book

Ohh wait no its not....
Its simply some gay as man doing an outdoor Erotic Services picture.
Why, please tell me why its always the gay guys that do these damn outdoor shots?
I hope he gets poison ivy on his balls
:-\

Am I Making You Randy?

2009-04-15T12:15:00.001-04:00

Boo Boo you watched "Gold Member" one to many times

Foxy Cleopatra From the Movie Gold Member

And is it just me or does it look like she is standing in front of one of this guys pictures

Wrong From The Giddyup!

2009-04-15T11:00:00.000-04:00

Oh no you didn't!
Your ass took a picture in the charlie's angels pose
wearing the hat of an organ grinders monkey, standing in front of a Scarface poster.
Folks I'm not saying the Jack the Ripper wasn't wrong, I'm just saying that I understand!

Am I On The Right Site?

2009-04-15T10:00:00.001-04:00

Is this a erotic services ad or a Jeans commercial?
if its the latter those 501s have seen better days.

Backshots!

2009-04-15T09:18:00.000-04:00

OK to all our fans you have to follow this picture link it gets even better!
I can't even think of something funny to say. I just laughed non stop for like 20 min. My eyes are red, my cheeks hurts, my nose is running, and I'm trying to catch my breath.
This child here takes the term "Ghetto Fabulous" to a whole new level!

What In The?

2009-04-15T01:45:00.003-04:00

Now for this Post this chick says.....and i quote ..ameh

"JoIn Me In My BuBbLe BaTh"

Bitch you are sitting in a SINK!!!
Fail!
Knows for a fact that your bubble bath is Dawn!
Well at least I know your not greasy!

Florida Evans Has Hit Bad Times

2009-04-14T19:22:00.004-04:00

Obviously Florida Evans ( J.J's mom )off of Good Times is feeling the Recession.
The bitch is hooking on Craigslist Erotic Services.
Damn you woud think after James dies he would have left her a lil change.

Super Cock

2009-04-14T18:52:00.001-04:00

Regular Man By Day.....
Super Cock By Night!!!
Obviously he is a gay superhero here to solve all the problms of gay men worldwide.
How the fuck is this erotic and what the hell does he have on??
*SMDH*

Crime Scene The Easter Bunny Edition

2009-04-14T12:43:00.002-04:00

OMFG!!!
The Easter Bunny has been killed and obviously
the perp moved him and chopped off his bunny manhood.
Come on CL, this is RIDAMNDICULOUS

Granny NOOOO!!!!!!

2009-04-14T06:20:00.001-04:00

Whose Grandmother is this?
She know shes wrong for this faux sexy face???
This is actually good for the shit in Craigslist Erotic Services

Poor Child!

2009-04-13T16:23:00.003-04:00

I'm under the impression that this poor child is just "confuzzled". (Confused only much worse!)
Domme boots but shes wearing a collar and a leash. Said collar, screams heavy metal, but shes also wearing frilly lace panties and a look of utter confusion.
Last but not least, there is the zebra print sheets with the leopard print pillows.

Every Single Damn DAY!

2009-04-13T16:18:00.003-04:00

My pet peeve again!
If y'all don't stop this shit, I swear.....!

Stay Right There!

2009-04-13T15:57:00.003-04:00

Nice socks!
She's lucky I'm not the photographer...
"Just alittle to the left ..OK Perfect! Now stay right there I'm about to go get a sandwich"

Hello?

2009-04-11T21:55:00.002-04:00

Lazy ass couldn't even get off the phone to take a picture for her post!

Even The Dog Doesnt Want You

2009-04-11T12:17:00.001-04:00

I am so proud of Fido. He has said no to the oppressor and decided that bitch should sell the tail in this house.
dog-1 human-(well we'll have an accurate # after bitches stop posing with them)

WTF?!?!?! YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NOT AN AD TO SOLICITATE SEX

2009-04-11T10:24:00.002-04:00

Is that doggie poo?? What the fuck is this?
Why do things like this find there way to Craigslist Erotic Service??
There is nothing erotic about it.
Then the very fact that in her ad she says

YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NOT AN AD TO SOLICITATE SEX
WTF does that mean?? Yes it should be against the law to SOLICITATE
anything with you ESPECIALLY sex

What The?

2009-04-10T15:00:00.001-04:00

I look at it this way. At least your getting some sun!
And you can't say it's not original!

The Fashion Show!

2009-04-10T13:00:00.002-04:00

Babydoll is wearing a Siberian weasel skin coat.

Just plain lazy!

2009-04-10T11:00:00.000-04:00

Ok I see the skimpy outfit but I guess you were just to tired to put it on to take that picture huh
Besides the outfit you have on is more than sexy enough.....*Snickers*

Spring Cleaning Anyone?

2009-04-10T09:30:00.000-04:00

Alright now you want me to come to your house, and do what?
Nasty heffa!

Fill In The Blank

2009-04-09T14:36:00.001-04:00

WTF????

All that is wrong with these pics is _________________
Craigslsit Strikes Again!!!

Erotic Star Treck......

2009-04-09T12:30:00.001-04:00

Beam Me Up Scotty!!
WTF?!?!?
Really- this does NOT make me want to call you.

Autum Fun

2009-04-09T10:26:00.002-04:00

Ohh yeah daddy cum fuck me in the leaves.
I mean Im sure this is making some one want to have erotic fun with her but to me it looks like tick city. Nothing says erotic fun like Lyme Disease.

When Markers Attack....

2009-04-09T08:14:00.002-04:00

Obviously a hot pink marker attacked her!!
I KNOW she would not do this intentionally. I mean there is not one erotic aspect of this shit!

HO HO HO!

2009-04-08T14:36:00.003-04:00

Isn't it April?

UT OH!

2009-04-08T14:12:00.002-04:00

Oh that's tasteful!
For those who can't see it her tattoo says
"Drippin Juice"
Craigslist Rocks!

Whoa!

2009-04-08T14:05:00.001-04:00

Mr. T's new wife.

Super Star

2009-04-07T20:27:00.003-04:00

*Blank Stare*
*SMH*
Sorry dear star power burned out before you took this picture

Erotic Séances

2009-04-07T18:12:00.001-04:00

At first glance one would think who the hell would find it erotic to go sit in a room on a twin bed and have realtions with any Craigslist Erotic Services hooker.
This room looks like it is used to conjure up the spirits.
But on second glance once I realized a milk maid would be the hooker I felt better.
*SMH*
All of this is a miserable FAIL
:-\

Call Me

2009-04-07T15:47:00.001-04:00

This chick is actually cute.
Hell its nice to finally see someone I would consider seeing for an erotic service.
HOWEVER
I get it that she wears glasses and all but I'm going to need for her to print her phone number in a font we who dont wear glasses can read!!!

WTF?

2009-04-07T11:39:00.001-04:00

What In The Fuck is this all about??
The first picture looks like she has 2 pussys not to mention the pit of hell
(also known as her ass hole)
But the second picture lost me.
What is that?!?!?
Craigslist strikes again:-(

Satans Spawn

2009-04-07T08:24:00.004-04:00

Ok Folks-
I am really not sure whats the scariest part of all this.
The fact taht shes obviously possessed, the face jewels, or the fact shes 6 months preggers.
Really sweetie there is nothing remotely erotic about the face piercings and neck tats.
But seriously couldnt you take 5 minutes to take the red eye out the pics??
Maybes she is having Satans Spawn

Genie In A Bottle

2009-04-06T22:59:00.003-04:00

Obviously this genie has escaped her bottle. The only thing Im wondering is why she has a metallic gold wrestling uniform on??n WTF

I See You.......

2009-04-06T22:42:00.004-04:00

Dear Craigslist,

It has come to my attention that your erotic services section has many things in it most of which are not at all erotic. this is a prime example. Why is this lady staring at me with an ear ring in her forehead?? Whats erotic about this - tell me??
I feel nlike shes looking at me as if I stole something *smdh*

The Midget Edition

2009-04-06T22:34:00.004-04:00

*dead*
Ok someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me the camera is just far as hell:-\
*blinks*
Nope, Yep shes a lil' person.
Strangely I DO finally find some thing eerily Erotic.
Keep Up The Good Work Craigslist Erotic Services

WTF?

2009-04-06T22:30:00.002-04:00

Outside of the fact that the picture in the middle looks like when prom dates go wrong this really isnt that bad.

Best Of The Week 1

2009-04-05T12:00:00.003-04:00

Every Sunday instead of listing new posts I am going to recap the top 6 worst pictures of the week!!
So here they are the Top 6 Fails of the week

6.
http://eroticclgonewrong.blogspot.com/2009/04/mr-magoo-in-drag.html
5.
http://eroticclgonewrong.blogspot.com/2009/04/call-spca_02.html
4.
http://eroticclgonewrong.blogspot.com/2009/03/crotch-rot.html
3.
http://eroticclgonewrong.blogspot.com/2009/04/danger.html
2.
http://eroticclgonewrong.blogspot.com/2009/04/oh-carnage.html
And The ABSOLUTE worst-
1.
http://eroticclgonewrong.blogspot.com/2009/03/if-wrong-exploded-this-is-what-it-would.html

In Loving Memory...

2009-04-04T21:52:00.003-04:00

Ok is this an advertisement or is she Dead?
I'm sorry Boo your sexy card is cancelled

I Love This One!

2009-04-04T21:08:00.002-04:00

Well I'll be Damned! Buck Rogers meets Magic City!

OOO I Know It's Wrong But...

2009-04-04T20:10:00.004-04:00

I think shes fucking Spiderman!

Nature Boy

2009-04-04T19:21:00.002-04:00

I really for the life of me can not figure out why so many of the M4M ads on Craigslist Erotic Services comes up men out in the wilderness. Is he out hiking in his tighty whiteys and house shoes??

WTF?!?!?!

2009-04-04T19:15:00.003-04:00

Its the amazing Bird Lady!!!!
Come on Craigslist what erotic service does this bird woman offer??
This is not at all sexy this is feather overkill!!

Enough is Enough!

2009-04-03T13:00:00.000-04:00

No Zebra's were harmed in the making of this photo!

I'm confused

2009-04-03T12:00:00.000-04:00

I can see that your inside but you have on a coat and leg warmers.....with no pants.
Yeah this just screams sexy. SMDH

What in the SAM HELL!

2009-04-03T11:00:00.001-04:00

Well they say if you can't keep it in your pants, Keep it in the family!
"Granny taught me every trick she knows!"

Land Of The Lost?

2009-04-03T10:00:00.000-04:00

I know I'm going to hell but I had to!
ROTDFL!!!

NOT!

2009-04-03T09:00:00.000-04:00

Tried to think of something funny but started laughing every time
I looked at the picture. So I think I will just let it speak for itself....*Giggle*

The Amazing ......

2009-04-03T08:00:00.001-04:00

Who the fuck are you, Spider woman?
Somehow I just seem to think that discretion is not one of your strong points. lol

Time To Let Them Go!

2009-04-03T07:09:00.000-04:00

Time to let those stockings go boo boo.

Are You OK?

2009-04-02T23:05:00.000-04:00

So.....What....Did she just fall or what?
Work on the pose babe. Nice bar though.

SMH

2009-04-02T22:01:00.000-04:00

Is that your daughters room?
a Twin bed?
Who in the hell wears slippers that big?

Enough Already!

2009-04-02T21:30:00.000-04:00

Ok nothing really wrong with the picture. Other than the fact that I'm sick of seeing it.
You have been using the same one for at the very least 3 years.
I don't care if you use a camera phone and take it in the mirror(my pet peeve)
just take a new damn picture!

When Sharpies Attack!

2009-04-02T20:30:00.000-04:00

Wonders how long it took to fade?
Well at least it's not a tattoo!

What the Hell?

2009-04-02T19:20:00.001-04:00

Oh God now they are doing it in twos.
First off you need a bigger picture, second which one of you is posting
third why couldn't whoever is not posting have taken the picture?
Mind over matter people! You don't have a mind, so you don't matter!

The Village People

2009-04-02T12:27:00.002-04:00

Y.M.C.A
This picture does nothing for my erotic side but it DOES totally make me want to go to a 70's night party!!!

Mr. Magoo In Drag

2009-04-02T11:13:00.001-04:00

That poor chair :-\

Body Art- The Gangreen Episode

2009-04-02T11:06:00.001-04:00

*blank stare*
WTF??

Call The SPCA!!

2009-04-02T10:07:00.001-04:00

Dear SPCA,
It has come to my attention that animals are being used, mistreated & pimped out on Craigslist Erotic Services. Look at this shit!!! Is she about to screw the dog??? WTF?!?!
Why do I have to see doggy penis first thing in the morning??

Hi Tech Hottie

2009-04-01T23:32:00.002-04:00

I bet shes on the phone with Steve Jobs from Apple.
Shes so hi tech that she sells erotic services over the phone.
Maybe shes not talking to Steve :-\
Hooker: What mom?? I SWEAR I wore jeans to school today!!!

Call The SPCA!!

2009-04-01T22:20:00.001-04:00

Ok first I want to know why she has Tucan Sam in the picture?!?!?!
Now lets move on the picture itself - why did she pick this bullshit ass jungle theme?
Now I want to know how much the bird charges for brown showers

When Crayons Attack The Dead Prisioners Edition

2009-04-01T20:04:00.001-04:00

She really is a cute girl. I bet when she was alive she was a hell of a lay.
I just dont understand why the prison would make her face up like this.
:-(

Danger

2009-04-01T19:52:00.001-04:00

Danger is right dear.
Why the fuck are you in that cluttered up room with facepaint & crime scene tape on?
Let me be the first person to tell you the person on the other end of this camera DOES NOT
repeat
DOES NOT like you in anyway shape or form.
There is so much worng with this and nothing at all erotic about it.

When The SSI Checks Stop Coming

2009-04-01T18:43:00.001-04:00

Granny are you taking pictures with the babies blanket again??

Why granny has it really come to this???
Thanks again Craigslist

Hey Tiny!

2009-04-01T18:00:00.001-04:00

I mean seriously do I even need to say anything?

Mr. or Mrs

2009-04-01T17:10:00.001-04:00

OK let me just clear things up now ..This person advertised as a woman hmmm ok who's going to take one for the team and find out?

Good For The Skin!

2009-04-01T11:00:00.000-04:00

Such a Fuckin Lady!
By the way and I know in this picture it's the least of your worries but ummm where are your eyebrows and why did they leave?

Oh The Carnage!

2009-04-01T10:00:00.000-04:00

*Earlier today there was a Train wreck at the Crayola factory with only one survivor.*
Bitch get a grip and pick a color!

Fashion By Spencers Gifts!

2009-04-01T09:42:00.000-04:00

What the Hell!? Are you wearing a Bead curtain?

Well Hello Young Man....Opps Sorry!

2009-03-31T21:26:00.001-04:00

Well aside from the fact that you have the shape of a 13 y/o boy, and man hands..
....Well.... Oh never mind!
Remember kids crack is whack!

Who In Their Right Mind Would?

2009-03-31T21:03:00.002-04:00

Blink Blink Wow no words!

Spring Cleaning

2009-03-31T16:49:00.001-04:00

Come on really sweetie??
Was there not one cleaner place in your WHOLE house to do this??
Time for a spring cleaning babe!!

Magic Carpet Ride

2009-03-31T09:35:00.001-04:00

All I can say is WTF??
*dead*

Sock It To Me!

2009-03-31T03:00:00.000-04:00

Nice Socks! Nothing says sexy like socks that you have been wearing around all day.

Where's The Beef?

2009-03-31T02:03:00.000-04:00

Sweetheart one the left has all the curves of an Ironing board. Wrong profession baby but look at it this way, you have a beautiful future as a pencil.

Again!?!...WTF?

2009-03-31T01:00:00.000-04:00

What is it with taking pics by or on the toilet? Did you wash you hands?

A Bad Trip.

2009-03-31T00:01:00.001-04:00

Lol sweetie was your tattoo artist on LSD?
Ahem I mean ..nice tattoo..*giggle*

Watersports Anyone?

2009-03-30T21:00:00.000-04:00

Boo Boo are you sitting on the toilet?

HUH!?

2009-03-30T20:00:00.000-04:00

Ok folks tell me whats wrong with this picture.

Ok Pet Peeve Time.

2009-03-30T19:00:00.001-04:00

ok Lets talk. I know it's hard to get started in your own business but can you at least ask one of your clients to take a picture for you and stop taking them in the mirror with your cell phone!

To Much Going On!

2009-03-30T18:00:00.001-04:00

Ok ummm it's nice to know that you wash and use deodorant also that you brush your hair but can you hide that stuff in the pics ....and tell your doubles partner to get her lazy ass of the bed your trying to take pictures.

Egyptian Musk Rat........

2009-03-30T17:39:00.001-04:00

*Rolls Eyes*
Is she for real???

Lava Lamp

2009-03-30T13:00:00.001-04:00

Erotic Servies on Craigslist is obviously where you procure lavalamps.
What the hell is this about?? How are you gonna be sexy with an out of focus picture.
Craigslist strikes again!!!

Housebreaking Your Pet

2009-03-30T12:13:00.002-04:00

You cant take a dump there sweetie.
Its just a few more steps you can make it!!!
I dont know why I always thought that
the whores on Craigslist were house broken.
Ohh wait maybe it is an erotic service-
Hire me daddy I will shit on your bathroom floor.
*smh*