Showing posts with label erotic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label erotic. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Super Cock

Regular Man By Day.....
Super Cock By Night!!!
Obviously he is a gay superhero here to solve all the problms of gay men worldwide.
How the fuck is this erotic and what the hell does he have on??
*SMDH*

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Autum Fun


Ohh yeah daddy cum fuck me in the leaves.
I mean Im sure this is making some one want to have erotic fun with her but to me it looks like tick city. Nothing says erotic fun like Lyme Disease.

When Markers Attack....


Obviously a hot pink marker attacked her!!
I KNOW she would not do this intentionally. I mean there is not one erotic aspect of this shit!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Satans Spawn


Align Center
Ok Folks-
I am really not sure whats the scariest part of all this.
The fact taht shes obviously possessed, the face jewels, or the fact shes 6 months preggers.
Really sweetie there is nothing remotely erotic about the face piercings and neck tats.
But seriously couldnt you take 5 minutes to take the red eye out the pics??
Maybes she is having Satans Spawn

Thursday, April 2, 2009

The Village People

Y.M.C.A
This picture does nothing for my erotic side but it DOES totally make me want to go to a 70's night party!!!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Hi Tech Hottie

I bet shes on the phone with Steve Jobs from Apple.
Shes so hi tech that she sells erotic services over the phone.
Maybe shes not talking to Steve :-\
Hooker: What mom?? I SWEAR I wore jeans to school today!!!


When Crayons Attack The Dead Prisioners Edition



She really is a cute girl. I bet when she was alive she was a hell of a lay.
I just dont understand why the prison would make her face up like this.
:-(

Danger


Danger is right dear.
Why the fuck are you in that cluttered up room with facepaint & crime scene tape on?
Let me be the first person to tell you the person on the other end of this camera DOES NOT
repeat
DOES NOT like you in anyway shape or form.
There is so much worng with this and nothing at all erotic about it.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Goldfinger


I cant really place my finger on the exact problem here-
Is it the 2 toned hair??
no
It could be just the solid gold outfit
wait no
can it be the squirrel jacket
wait no its ALL OF THIS SHIT!!
Come on bitch whats erotic about this??
N-O-T-H-I-N-G
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