Danger

Danger is right dear.
Why the fuck are you in that cluttered up room with facepaint & crime scene tape on?
Let me be the first person to tell you the person on the other end of this camera DOES NOT
repeat
DOES NOT like you in anyway shape or form.
There is so much worng with this and nothing at all erotic about it.

When The SSI Checks Stop Coming

Granny are you taking pictures with the babies blanket again??

Why granny has it really come to this???
Thanks again Craigslist

Hey Tiny!

I mean seriously do I even need to say anything?

Mr. or Mrs

OK let me just clear things up now ..This person advertised as a woman hmmm ok who's going to take one for the team and find out?

Good For The Skin!

Such a Fuckin Lady!
By the way and I know in this picture it's the least of your worries but ummm where are your eyebrows and why did they leave?

Oh The Carnage!

*Earlier today there was a Train wreck at the Crayola factory with only one survivor.*
Bitch get a grip and pick a color!

Fashion By Spencers Gifts!

What the Hell!? Are you wearing a Bead curtain?