Econo lodge

Are you outside your room trying to get costomers hmmmm very discrete boo

Bobsey Twins

Ok this shit stopped being cutie in middle school.

Fightin or Fuckin?

Who you fuckin? Bruce Leroy!

Sho nuf!

Yeah......OK!

After sending this to a friend (you know who you are) She said "I say shes diabetic and her medicne is in there." (refering to the fridge) I say shes a big girl and there are twinkies in there!

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The Club Picture.

oooooo If I were one of your friends and found where you posted this I would kick your ass!
Now that said which one of you is posting?

Wow I Think She Watched To Many Cartoons

I present to you Ladies and Gents the "Sailor Moon" of the CL community.

Your So Special!

Seriously?

Location Location Location

Don't they ever look behind them before they take a picture?
Or maybe she is offering to make you a sandwich after....hmmmm .

Let's Take It Back For A Moment.

"Where's The Beef"
If she's not careful shes going to slip and fall through her own asshole!

Keep Hope Alive!

*in his mind* " Please #1! Please #1! Please #1!
Ha See if your laughing your going to hell to.

Keep It Pimpin!

Oh my God, not the pimp cup!

Outback Jane!

Where the Fuck are you? A Creek in Borneo?
I hope all your clients are outcall and have been treated for malaria.

Thanks Easter Bunny.

What in the Hell?
*SMDH*

In The News Today.

*in my best news anchor voice*
Also in the news Golden Acres was Hosting there annual over 60 strip show today when a earthquake shook the entire building No one was killed but several nipples were stepped on!

Here Slutty, Slutty, Slut

Really???
Tell me this ISN'T your coy look:-|
Fail

So Much To Say......

There is SOOOOOMuch wrong here. I mean the green panties? The bitch looks like a damn sumo wrestler and I am going to need the bitch to climb the fuck off the furniture.
The very fact that someone took these picks of her says a lot to me. It basically says some one has a sick ass sense of humor. I bet her girlfriend was like "Nah Gurl dem gold tights is the bidniss, mad tricks gon like dem dere"
WTF??

At this point iam simply letting Jesus Take The Wheel.

Where Is My....

Obviously its in the big clutterfuck of shit you have all around you!!
Why the fuck did you think it was sexy to post this pic. Bitch I dont want to see your dirty clothes to get me up. And I personally dont care if you drink Arizona Ginseng Tea. Do you drink babies??
Thanks Craigslist Erotic Services.

Nature Boy

Ohh Look its Rudyard Kipling's Reenactment of The Jungle Book

Ohh wait no its not....
Its simply some gay as man doing an outdoor Erotic Services picture.
Why, please tell me why its always the gay guys that do these damn outdoor shots?
I hope he gets poison ivy on his balls
:-\

Am I Making You Randy?

Boo Boo you watched "Gold Member" one to many times








Foxy Cleopatra From the Movie Gold Member

And is it just me or does it look like she is standing in front of one of this guys pictures

Wrong From The Giddyup!

Oh no you didn't!
Your ass took a picture in the charlie's angels pose
wearing the hat of an organ grinders monkey, standing in front of a Scarface poster.
Folks I'm not saying the Jack the Ripper wasn't wrong, I'm just saying that I understand!

Am I On The Right Site?

Is this a erotic services ad or a Jeans commercial?
if its the latter those 501s have seen better days.

Backshots!

OK to all our fans you have to follow this picture link it gets even better!
I can't even think of something funny to say. I just laughed non stop for like 20 min. My eyes are red, my cheeks hurts, my nose is running, and I'm trying to catch my breath.
This child here takes the term "Ghetto Fabulous" to a whole new level!

What In The?

Now for this Post this chick says.....and i quote ..ameh

"JoIn Me In My BuBbLe BaTh"

Bitch you are sitting in a SINK!!!
Fail!
Knows for a fact that your bubble bath is Dawn!
Well at least I know your not greasy!

Florida Evans Has Hit Bad Times

Obviously Florida Evans ( J.J's mom )off of Good Times is feeling the Recession.
The bitch is hooking on Craigslist Erotic Services.
Damn you woud think after James dies he would have left her a lil change.

Super Cock

Regular Man By Day.....
Super Cock By Night!!!
Obviously he is a gay superhero here to solve all the problms of gay men worldwide.
How the fuck is this erotic and what the hell does he have on??
*SMDH*

Crime Scene The Easter Bunny Edition

OMFG!!!
The Easter Bunny has been killed and obviously
the perp moved him and chopped off his bunny manhood.
Come on CL, this is RIDAMNDICULOUS

Granny NOOOO!!!!!!

Whose Grandmother is this?
She know shes wrong for this faux sexy face???
This is actually good for the shit in Craigslist Erotic Services

Poor Child!

I'm under the impression that this poor child is just "confuzzled". (Confused only much worse!)
Domme boots but shes wearing a collar and a leash. Said collar, screams heavy metal, but shes also wearing frilly lace panties and a look of utter confusion.
Last but not least, there is the zebra print sheets with the leopard print pillows.

Every Single Damn DAY!

My pet peeve again!
If y'all don't stop this shit, I swear.....!

Stay Right There!

Nice socks!
She's lucky I'm not the photographer...
"Just alittle to the left ..OK Perfect! Now stay right there I'm about to go get a sandwich"

Hello?

Lazy ass couldn't even get off the phone to take a picture for her post!

Even The Dog Doesnt Want You

I am so proud of Fido. He has said no to the oppressor and decided that bitch should sell the tail in this house.
dog-1 human-(well we'll have an accurate # after bitches stop posing with them)

WTF?!?!?! YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NOT AN AD TO SOLICITATE SEX

Is that doggie poo?? What the fuck is this?
Why do things like this find there way to Craigslist Erotic Service??
There is nothing erotic about it.
Then the very fact that in her ad she says

YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NOT AN AD TO SOLICITATE SEX
WTF does that mean?? Yes it should be against the law to SOLICITATE
anything with you ESPECIALLY sex

What The?

I look at it this way. At least your getting some sun!
And you can't say it's not original!

The Fashion Show!

Babydoll is wearing a Siberian weasel skin coat.

Just plain lazy!

Ok I see the skimpy outfit but I guess you were just to tired to put it on to take that picture huh
Besides the outfit you have on is more than sexy enough.....*Snickers*

Spring Cleaning Anyone?

Alright now you want me to come to your house, and do what?
Nasty heffa!

Fill In The Blank

WTF????

All that is wrong with these pics is _________________
Craigslsit Strikes Again!!!

Erotic Star Treck......

Beam Me Up Scotty!!
WTF?!?!?
Really- this does NOT make me want to call you.

Autum Fun

Ohh yeah daddy cum fuck me in the leaves.
I mean Im sure this is making some one want to have erotic fun with her but to me it looks like tick city. Nothing says erotic fun like Lyme Disease.

When Markers Attack....

Obviously a hot pink marker attacked her!!
I KNOW she would not do this intentionally. I mean there is not one erotic aspect of this shit!

HO HO HO!

Isn't it April?

UT OH!

Oh that's tasteful!
For those who can't see it her tattoo says
"Drippin Juice"
Craigslist Rocks!