Where Is My....

Obviously its in the big clutterfuck of shit you have all around you!!
Why the fuck did you think it was sexy to post this pic. Bitch I dont want to see your dirty clothes to get me up. And I personally dont care if you drink Arizona Ginseng Tea. Do you drink babies??
Thanks Craigslist Erotic Services.

Crack Den

Dear Craigslist Erotic Services,
It has come to my attention that there is an increasing number of crackheads on your site.
It has now gotten to the point where hoes are taking erotic pics in there crack dens.
Why just fucking why did she do this, dirty clothes, empty boxes, and are those cigarettes on the floor. What In The Fucking World (WITFW)