Erotic Séances

At first glance one would think who the hell would find it erotic to go sit in a room on a twin bed and have realtions with any Craigslist Erotic Services hooker.
This room looks like it is used to conjure up the spirits.
But on second glance once I realized a milk maid would be the hooker I felt better.
*SMH*
All of this is a miserable FAIL
:-\

The Midget Edition

*dead*
Ok someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me the camera is just far as hell:-\
*blinks*
Nope, Yep shes a lil' person.
Strangely I DO finally find some thing eerily Erotic.
Keep Up The Good Work Craigslist Erotic Services

Nature Boy

I really for the life of me can not figure out why so many of the M4M ads on Craigslist Erotic Services comes up men out in the wilderness. Is he out hiking in his tighty whiteys and house shoes??

Lava Lamp

Erotic Servies on Craigslist is obviously where you procure lavalamps.
What the hell is this about?? How are you gonna be sexy with an out of focus picture.
Craigslist strikes again!!!

Housebreaking Your Pet

You cant take a dump there sweetie.
Its just a few more steps you can make it!!!
I dont know why I always thought that
the whores on Craigslist were house broken.
Ohh wait maybe it is an erotic service-
Hire me daddy I will shit on your bathroom floor.
*smh*

Hi Tech Hottie

I bet shes the type of girl Bill Gates calls up from craigslist.
I mean look at her shes in the I'm about to take a crap on this table face and shes obviously
hi tech as hell look at all the computers.
[/end erotic services geekdom]

Judge Judy

Even the guy on Judge Judy is looking at her saying "hoe sit down"

Body Art - Johnnys Ass

Granted the same perp was featured here swinging on her light fixtures
http://eroticclgonewrong.blogspot.com/2009/03/whats-wrong-with-this-picture.html
It has been brought to my attention that this whore is walking around with Johnnys Ass.
I mean yeah sweetie your a hooker and you see Johns but really??
Do your Craigslist Johns actually like seeing that plastered on your ass??
Erotic Services strikes again.

Family Affair

Grandma & Mom

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Why Craislist Why- how the FUCK is this erotic??

I understand the recession really I do but come on granny, mom, we can all just get a gig at Mickey D's there always hiring. Are you guys on my bed???

When Latex Attacks

This picture is wrong on so many levels....
First I need to know how the fuck she got in those
And where does someone even find that much latex???
Ive been to BDSM functions that utilized less
Craigslist strikes again:-\

A Young Whoopi Goldberg In Animal Kingdon

Ok folks you see this shit???
DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT FOR REAL???
This is the EXACT reason this blog was created.
This whole post is wrong. What the hell type of Taxidermy/Home Furnishing mistake is this??
And doesnt she look like Whoopi Goldberg circa Sister Act?
Then we move on to the ferret jacket in white.
Why Whoopi Why???
How many feretts had to go bald for you to have this little frock??
And what the hell is the gold hardware about??
And Lastly lets talk about you on the skittle bedspread.
First of all this DOES NOT make me want to taste the rainbow.
Now for the important part. The question I know is burning in everyone's mind -
Are You A Fucking Raccoon??
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A TAIL???
Seriously sweetie there is not one erotic service I want to engage in with you.
Craigslist strikes again!!!

Call The SPCA!!!

How much is that doggy in the picture?
*woof woof*
The one with the waggly tail
*woof woof*
How much is that doggy in the picture?
I do hope that doggys GFE!!!!

Why Craigslist Erotic Services??

Flower Girl

Craigslist Erotic Services NEVER fails. I was actually in the market for a flower girl.
WTF do you have on sweetie??

Crack Den

Dear Craigslist Erotic Services,
It has come to my attention that there is an increasing number of crackheads on your site.
It has now gotten to the point where hoes are taking erotic pics in there crack dens.
Why just fucking why did she do this, dirty clothes, empty boxes, and are those cigarettes on the floor. What In The Fucking World (WITFW)

Why Crack Is Whack

When you smoke crack you forget things.
Look at this poor girl she forgot to take off her shoes to take a bath.
Im sure that some one finds this erotic on Craigslist but come on.
:-\

Whose Mom Is This

First I need to know whose mom this is-
Now I need to know what the blue feathers are about?
Craigslist Erotic Service home for lost moms

Todays News

Is she a puppy or a provider??
What the hell is the pile of newspaper all about??
Is she gonna take a shit after the pic???

Body Art

*Blinking*
BRICK HOUSE
why???
And is it really that hard to turn a picture?

Apple With A Worm Hole

Again this is Craigslist Erotic Services NOT a damn fruit stand
:-\

And it there a worm living in that apple?

Crack Is Whack

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Craigslist Erotic Services in whack!!!
Why on gods green earth would they allow someone to post pictures of their ass caked up with coke??
I mean WTF is that??
COME THE FUCK ON PEOPLE!!!!