Housebreaking Your Pet

You cant take a dump there sweetie.
Its just a few more steps you can make it!!!
I dont know why I always thought that
the whores on Craigslist were house broken.
Ohh wait maybe it is an erotic service-
Hire me daddy I will shit on your bathroom floor.
*smh*

Cocktails

Mai titties is eyeing mai drink
*Blank Stare*
Good going Craigs List Erotic Services