Well Hello Young Man....Opps Sorry!

Well aside from the fact that you have the shape of a 13 y/o boy, and man hands..
....Well.... Oh never mind!
Remember kids crack is whack!

Who In Their Right Mind Would?

Blink Blink Wow no words!

Spring Cleaning

Come on really sweetie??
Was there not one cleaner place in your WHOLE house to do this??
Time for a spring cleaning babe!!

Magic Carpet Ride

All I can say is WTF??
*dead*

Sock It To Me!

Nice Socks! Nothing says sexy like socks that you have been wearing around all day.

Where's The Beef?

Sweetheart one the left has all the curves of an Ironing board. Wrong profession baby but look at it this way, you have a beautiful future as a pencil.

Again!?!...WTF?

What is it with taking pics by or on the toilet? Did you wash you hands?

A Bad Trip.

Lol sweetie was your tattoo artist on LSD?
Ahem I mean ..nice tattoo..*giggle*

Watersports Anyone?

Boo Boo are you sitting on the toilet?

HUH!?

Ok folks tell me whats wrong with this picture.

Ok Pet Peeve Time.

ok Lets talk. I know it's hard to get started in your own business but can you at least ask one of your clients to take a picture for you and stop taking them in the mirror with your cell phone!

To Much Going On!

Ok ummm it's nice to know that you wash and use deodorant also that you brush your hair but can you hide that stuff in the pics ....and tell your doubles partner to get her lazy ass of the bed your trying to take pictures.

Egyptian Musk Rat........

*Rolls Eyes*
Is she for real???

Lava Lamp

Erotic Servies on Craigslist is obviously where you procure lavalamps.
What the hell is this about?? How are you gonna be sexy with an out of focus picture.
Craigslist strikes again!!!

Housebreaking Your Pet

You cant take a dump there sweetie.
Its just a few more steps you can make it!!!
I dont know why I always thought that
the whores on Craigslist were house broken.
Ohh wait maybe it is an erotic service-
Hire me daddy I will shit on your bathroom floor.
*smh*

Hi Tech Hottie

I bet shes the type of girl Bill Gates calls up from craigslist.
I mean look at her shes in the I'm about to take a crap on this table face and shes obviously
hi tech as hell look at all the computers.
[/end erotic services geekdom]

Craigslist Meets Disney!

Ebony and Ivory!
Talk about both ends of the spectrum!
Look it's the Cragslist version of Timon and Pumba!
Hakuna Matata!!

Goldfinger

I cant really place my finger on the exact problem here-
Is it the 2 toned hair??
no
It could be just the solid gold outfit
wait no
can it be the squirrel jacket
wait no its ALL OF THIS SHIT!!
Come on bitch whats erotic about this??
N-O-T-H-I-N-G
Craigslist Stirikes Again

The Recession & Mattel

The recession is real. This is proof.
Barbie has gone broke and is now living in
Compton in the Barbie Dream Slum and driving the Barbie Dream Le Car.
*DEAD*

Go Go Granny!

I can't do it I can't even hate Granny got her thing DOWN, you hear me! Got the goodies all shaved smooth and getting her flexable on. See this is what happens to true freaks when they get old. Go Granny it's your birthday! Still funny though!

Judge Judy

Even the guy on Judge Judy is looking at her saying "hoe sit down"

Old Gag New Twist.

Ummm is that a rubber chicken?...No Words!
SMDH

Body Art -Queen Of Hearts

While I will say shes a decent looking girl I need to know 2 things-
1. Why does she have prison tats on her face
2. Why is she laying in a deck of cards???

Is there some card fetish that I dont know about. Are there men somewhere coming on Craigslist Erotic services in search of a spades partner?
WTF???

My people my people. I love my people...except you!,

Look Ma I'm on Craigslist!

Call The SPCA!!!

Lets evaluate my choices here-
Blond in sweats or cute puppy
Someone call the SPCA shes OBVIOUSLY pimping the puppy out.

The breakfast link

Wait....*gasps for breath between laughter* It looks like a fur covered link sausage!
one word Pedicure!

If "wrong" exploded this is what it would look like.

Hangs head unable to even speak. I just don't even know where to start.
SMDH

Body Art - Johnnys Ass

Granted the same perp was featured here swinging on her light fixtures
http://eroticclgonewrong.blogspot.com/2009/03/whats-wrong-with-this-picture.html
It has been brought to my attention that this whore is walking around with Johnnys Ass.
I mean yeah sweetie your a hooker and you see Johns but really??
Do your Craigslist Johns actually like seeing that plastered on your ass??
Erotic Services strikes again.

Crotch Rot

Doctor: You have industrial strength crotch rot ma'am
Whore: does that mean my Craigslist rates should go up????
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY

Milk Bones

Is it me or does she look as if shes waiting for a treat???

Freak Of Nature

The randomness of this all.
Why is it the gay men on Craigslist Erotic Services

always have to be on some nature boy shit????
The gloves, the beer can, the tree
This is all to much

Body Art

Why did you waste so much ink on your chest and not your eyebrows??
And did a sharpie explode on your eyes??
WTF is this Craigslist!?!?!?

Family Affair

Grandma & Mom

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Why Craislist Why- how the FUCK is this erotic??

I understand the recession really I do but come on granny, mom, we can all just get a gig at Mickey D's there always hiring. Are you guys on my bed???

Grim Reaper

*shivering with fear*
Why
The
Hell
Does
She
Have
A
Scythe
?
*DEAD*

When Latex Attacks

This picture is wrong on so many levels....
First I need to know how the fuck she got in those
And where does someone even find that much latex???
Ive been to BDSM functions that utilized less
Craigslist strikes again:-\

Whats Wrong With This Picture

She is _________________________???

Grrranimal

*blank stare*
W
T
F
Me Tarzan me want Jane
This is really what Craigslist Erotic Services is all about!!!
*dead*

Run for your life!

Little did everyone else know that her stocking was really supposed to be a thigh high!
Word of advice Don't let her on top!

Oh good God!

No this bitch does'nt have a stripper pole in her damn livingroom.

Hey Lefty!

Well I know I'm going to hell for this one but ....here it is anyway
well obviously someone is right handed.
but her B to B (Boobs to Belly) ratio is very off. especially on the right.
Thanks Craigslist Erotic Services.

Because I got high!

Well obviously someone is a 420 friendly provider but that doesn't mean that you need to put it on blast to the whole damn Internet! Geesh!
Follow the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8

Don't worry

Ok thats just creepy! You look like a serial killer

Wonder woman gone wrong.

First off is that brother outside on the porch while on the phone?

Oh and I almost forgot Wonder woman called and she wants her boots back.

Time for school

Is that a school bus? oooo you know you goin to hell right?

A Young Whoopi Goldberg In Animal Kingdon

Ok folks you see this shit???
DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT FOR REAL???
This is the EXACT reason this blog was created.
This whole post is wrong. What the hell type of Taxidermy/Home Furnishing mistake is this??
And doesnt she look like Whoopi Goldberg circa Sister Act?
Then we move on to the ferret jacket in white.
Why Whoopi Why???
How many feretts had to go bald for you to have this little frock??
And what the hell is the gold hardware about??
And Lastly lets talk about you on the skittle bedspread.
First of all this DOES NOT make me want to taste the rainbow.
Now for the important part. The question I know is burning in everyone's mind -
Are You A Fucking Raccoon??
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A TAIL???
Seriously sweetie there is not one erotic service I want to engage in with you.
Craigslist strikes again!!!