Not even to save my life!

Blink blink
After much contemplation and several cigarettes I have come to the concultion that the only way this person is getting laid is at gun point.

Call The SPCA!!!

How much is that doggy in the picture?
*woof woof*
The one with the waggly tail
*woof woof*
How much is that doggy in the picture?
I do hope that doggys GFE!!!!

Why Craigslist Erotic Services??

Flower Girl

Craigslist Erotic Services NEVER fails. I was actually in the market for a flower girl.
WTF do you have on sweetie??

HUH!?

Ok I would like to say that you just didn't see your childs artwork on the doorknob there but the fact that your currently leaning directly over it in a halfnaked picture your posting on the internet...gives me pause. hmmm
Ahhh the wonders of Craigslist Erotic Services

Crack Den

Dear Craigslist Erotic Services,
It has come to my attention that there is an increasing number of crackheads on your site.
It has now gotten to the point where hoes are taking erotic pics in there crack dens.
Why just fucking why did she do this, dirty clothes, empty boxes, and are those cigarettes on the floor. What In The Fucking World (WITFW)

Cocktails

Mai titties is eyeing mai drink
*Blank Stare*
Good going Craigs List Erotic Services

Freak Of Nature

WTF???
Ok this is random as hell!!
What is he doing to that poor rock??
Maybe he's just starting a fire??
*SMDH*